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Vocabulary from the article:
restroom, bathroom, washroom - these terms are used interchangeably for the place where a toilet is located.
gotta go? - Do you have to go?
an ordinance - a law
when nature calls - another way of saying: when a person has to go to the bathroom
rookie - someone new is often called a rookie. If it is your first year as a nurse, you are a rookie nurse. Teacher: rookie teacher. a rookie Ald. means rookie Alderman. An Alderman in Chicago represents his neighborhood in the city government and helps make laws for the city.
to be humiliated - to be deeply embarrassed, to do something that others might laugh at or look down on someone for
who had just had an accident - this means that she either peed or pooped in her pants. If you are a parent and your very young child pees or poops in his/her pants, you might say, "Oops my child just had an accident. We need to change his/her pants."
to be inhumane - to be lacking in real human values or morality, not to act like a kind and caring human being
Moore's ordinances goes further - it should be 'ordinance'
general counsel - general adviser/lawyer
well-intentioned - the person who created the ordinance wants to do something good, but....
Wrigley Field - the place where the Chicago Cubs play baseball. It is an area with lots of restaurants.
St. Patty's Day - St. Patrick's Day, a day celebrating the accomplishments of St. Patrick, who brought civilization to Ireland. Lots of people drink on this day and there are parades in many American cities.
massive amounts - huge, large amounts
too much of a burden - too difficult to deal with; a burden is something heavy you have to carry
the mandate - the law
burdensome - difficult
to be equipped - to have the capacity or facilities necessary to do something
substantial - big enough to matter
a genuine emergency - a real emergency
hit the head without having to walk too far - to hit the head means to go to the bathroom
edict - law
imposed on - forced on
death by a thousand cuts - business owners are saying that the government of Chicago is killing business slowly by doing one little thing after another that hurts business, like the form of execution (public killing) called 'death by a thousand cuts' where the person dies slowly after being cut by a knife several times. Chicago has some of the highest taxes in the country because it did not transition well after all of its factories moved to other cities in other countries. So the government keeps trying to get as much money as it can from its businesses (thus causing more and more businesses to leave the city). Chicago, as well as its businesses, is dying a slow death.
a higher minimum wage - the minimum wage in Chicago is now $11/hr. Businesses would prefer that wages be established by the market and by supply and demand. Many business owners feel that a higher minimum wage hurts their businesses. Proponents (supporters) of a higher minimum wage feel this helps people overcome poverty and that it puts more money into the economy.
paid disproportionately - there are many people in labor unions in Chicago. A labor union is an organization that is supposed to protect workers in a particular industry. The biggest unions in Chicago are of government workers: the police, firemen and teachers. There are many of these people and so politicians have given them good salaries and large pensions after their retirement. Politicians have done this to get the votes of these union workers. In order to pay for the huge pensions (money paid to a person after he/she retires) the city is taxing businesses well above and beyond what citizens are being taxed (businesses are being taxed disproportionately - not in the right proportion). Yes, Chicago is PIGS: Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain.
to be nickeled and dimed - to have someone stealing small amounts of money from you repeatedly
piling on - when one burden is added to another, then another burden is added then another etc.